I feel so sorry for the upstairs neighbors. Two of my roommate’s hick friends are over. Their regular speech is just shouting and I’m so sorry that the upstairs neighbors have to hear, “WELL THAT ONE HAS A NICE ASS ON HER. YOU GOT A TRUCK? THAT’S NEAT. WHAT KINDA ENGINE YOU GOT? YOU’RE GONNA DATE THAT BITCH? BUT SHE’S A HEIFER ON FULL-FEED. YOU THAT DESPERATE THAT YOU’RE GONNA DATE A FAT GIRL LIKE THAT? WELL SHIT. DID YOU KNOW THAT OBAMA IS GONNA KILL ALL OF US? DUDE, YOUR WIFE’S POT ROAST WAS FUCKING DRY.”
My ear’s hurt so much. And these walls are paper thin. Sorry neighbors. Sorry.